Post by Krystal Shard on May 24, 2013 17:44:55 GMT
Okay. After almost dying this idea came into my head. This isn't really 1,000 ways to die, it's my style! It's more funny to think about, I swear. Even though you could die, the way I explain it is funny, I guess. Everytime I tell the story, everybody laughs. Anyways, gonna put them all down here. I'll probably put down more as I almost die, haha. You can also add your own, PM me how YOU almost died, explain it, and I'll put it down. Don't make it serious like "I got bit my a spider once." or "I got shot once." if you do, add a story with meaning to it that's not exactly "OMG THAT'S BAD!!" I want it "OMG THAT'S FUNNY!" Just remember, none of us really died, I don't think any of us could die like that, what we put down. It's just a drama thing, haha. Although we might. o;
1. Never watch "Kaito" doing "Another World Is Mine: Diva Dance" while eating ~ HyliaKitty
Just don't! I dared myself to eat Chicken while watching it, WITHOUT CHOKING! Well, I started eating, and the first move he did I laughed. I started laughing, and I was about to swallow at the time, so I started choking. Finally, after about a minute, I burped it up. And stupidly, I kept eating and watching at the same time. Choked like 6 times Dude! NEVER do that.
2. Never eat when around Bailey and tell her you choked ~ HyliaKitty
Okay, I didn't think of this until it happened to me. I was eating, and Bailey said something on AIM, and I started choking. My hands were on the keyboard and they started shaking and pressing buttons, and my hand was on the enter button I kept pressing enter. It was like "nbadjgb" "fbealy" "ahouug" and Bailey thought I was starting a random press button war, so she started doing it too. But, she did it purposely while I was choking and laughing. Finally, I slowly got my hand to get the drink, still choking, and drank it down. I then told Bailey what happened and she was like: "... OMG! I can see you doing that!!" -.-
3. Never drink while around Rouge, and even worse continue to drink after spewing/choking. ~ HyliaKitty
So, Rouge makes me laugh A LOT right? And when I'm thirsty she usually says something and I laugh, spewing everywhere or choking. Anyways, once I'm done spewing/choking, I go back to drinking. And the slightest look at Rouge triggers it once again. When you spew, she laughs. When you choke, she laughs until it's been after 30 seconds or so, if you're still choking she'll hit your back REALLY hard. Anyways, So Never drink around Rouge. Well, Drink, just don't laugh. Which is kinda hard, so try not to drink at funny moments and don't look at her and don't EVER imagine her face while drinking. :3
4. Never follow after Evan's footsteps, he's a bad influence. ~ HyliaKitty
Evan's my Sister's Boyfriend. He's a huge daredevil, and can do a lot of things, he's a very big show off. NEVER follow in his footsteps, he gives bad ideas to a young girl like me. Like, once, I jumped off a rock into shallowish water because he did it. So, yeah. Oh, and he does flips on the trampoline, jumps and does flips off the trampoline, jumps off the porch onto the tranmpoline, spit farther then me, etc.
5. Never tell Nee(Grandma) to step on a Lego in anger ~ HyliaKitty
Okay, I was mad at Nee. I was gonna sell games, and she took them and told me I had to ask Sissy. I told her Sissy didn't like them games either, but she said she'd have to hear that from Sissy. I was hurt, "T-that hurts Nee! Do you know how much that hurts?" I said clutching my heart. She went to say something but in the middle of her sentence I got up in her face and yelled "I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!" and fast walked/stomped to the bedroom, yelling Jerkette before I went in. Before I knew it I was begging for mercy as she wrapped a string around my neck. Then she left, so never tell Nee that you hope she steps on a piece of lego. I:
1. Never watch "Kaito" doing "Another World Is Mine: Diva Dance" while eating ~ HyliaKitty
Just don't! I dared myself to eat Chicken while watching it, WITHOUT CHOKING! Well, I started eating, and the first move he did I laughed. I started laughing, and I was about to swallow at the time, so I started choking. Finally, after about a minute, I burped it up. And stupidly, I kept eating and watching at the same time. Choked like 6 times Dude! NEVER do that.
2. Never eat when around Bailey and tell her you choked ~ HyliaKitty
Okay, I didn't think of this until it happened to me. I was eating, and Bailey said something on AIM, and I started choking. My hands were on the keyboard and they started shaking and pressing buttons, and my hand was on the enter button I kept pressing enter. It was like "nbadjgb" "fbealy" "ahouug" and Bailey thought I was starting a random press button war, so she started doing it too. But, she did it purposely while I was choking and laughing. Finally, I slowly got my hand to get the drink, still choking, and drank it down. I then told Bailey what happened and she was like: "... OMG! I can see you doing that!!" -.-
3. Never drink while around Rouge, and even worse continue to drink after spewing/choking. ~ HyliaKitty
So, Rouge makes me laugh A LOT right? And when I'm thirsty she usually says something and I laugh, spewing everywhere or choking. Anyways, once I'm done spewing/choking, I go back to drinking. And the slightest look at Rouge triggers it once again. When you spew, she laughs. When you choke, she laughs until it's been after 30 seconds or so, if you're still choking she'll hit your back REALLY hard. Anyways, So Never drink around Rouge. Well, Drink, just don't laugh. Which is kinda hard, so try not to drink at funny moments and don't look at her and don't EVER imagine her face while drinking. :3
4. Never follow after Evan's footsteps, he's a bad influence. ~ HyliaKitty
Evan's my Sister's Boyfriend. He's a huge daredevil, and can do a lot of things, he's a very big show off. NEVER follow in his footsteps, he gives bad ideas to a young girl like me. Like, once, I jumped off a rock into shallowish water because he did it. So, yeah. Oh, and he does flips on the trampoline, jumps and does flips off the trampoline, jumps off the porch onto the tranmpoline, spit farther then me, etc.
5. Never tell Nee(Grandma) to step on a Lego in anger ~ HyliaKitty
Okay, I was mad at Nee. I was gonna sell games, and she took them and told me I had to ask Sissy. I told her Sissy didn't like them games either, but she said she'd have to hear that from Sissy. I was hurt, "T-that hurts Nee! Do you know how much that hurts?" I said clutching my heart. She went to say something but in the middle of her sentence I got up in her face and yelled "I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!" and fast walked/stomped to the bedroom, yelling Jerkette before I went in. Before I knew it I was begging for mercy as she wrapped a string around my neck. Then she left, so never tell Nee that you hope she steps on a piece of lego. I:
